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Honestly, i did son’t understand, but I nodded anyhow.

Honestly, i did son’t understand, but I nodded anyhow.

Possibly he had been raised in a orphanage? Or by wolves? Or by hamsters? Needs to be hamsters…they shop chewed meals inside their cheeks, appropriate?

We ate in silence while I imagined an animated Disney scene where cute, anthropomorphized woodland animals sang to a young Antonio about the importance of rationing. Well, to be clear: we ate, while Antonio practiced some odd kind of hamster bulimia.